Well, I hit the snooze when the 'larm clock rings
Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing,
There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings,
Cheap chirp doin' that singin'
Thing I do when I first get up is that coffee thing in my favorite cup,
Two gets me goin' got things to do,
Let me tell you a thing or two

Chorus:
Everything's a thing if you know what I mean,
You can't do nothin' cause there's not such thing,
Some things are big,
Some things are small,
Some mean a lot, Some nothin' at all
It's all laid out in the scheme of things
Not matter what it is
Everythings a thing

Off to work in my old mustang
Doin that bumper to bumper thing
Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding
Some guy's doin' that cell phone
Thing is that light's turned green and he ain't doin' that drivin' thing
And the thing is about all this that talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix

Chorus

If you think this song ain't worth hummin'
You got another thing comin'